I tried speaking into my boss’s ear as I lightly touched his forearm when I asked for time off, and all I got was fired.
based on that last fact, i now realize that i am the hulk
The comments ^^^ lmao!
well… technically you did get time off.
I touched my female bosses left and right labia with my dick at the xmas party ……i got a raise……..and she and her sterile white hubby got a newborn mixed race baby!!!